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JAY CRITCHLEY

33rd Re-Rooters Day Ceremony

1/9/2016

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33rd Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2016 – Provincetown Harbor  
​Mobil Warming – liboM gnimraW     

The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Corporate Gene-edited Shootings

1. Marketing of maladies is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have on fleek robotic heat seeking sensors fuel loading pre-human inversions;
                                   CHANT AFTER EACH: liboM gnimraW
2. Thou shalt not mastermind revenge porn virality fast-tracked as assisted giving buybacked water
3. Thou shalt not unravel intermittent stressors micro-pandering algorithms chemtailing de-carbonized short-termism
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Thou shalt keep holy capsized digital natives bombed out from branding assaulted pet-centric low earth orbits
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Honor thy father and thy mother: Train & Wreck
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Thou shalt not kill mood hungry electrocueticals retweeting pain capable e-commerce walls
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Thou shalt not commit ice-capped infectivity trigger warning bingeing hackers’ redacting carried interest revenge porn
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Thou shalt not steal graceful degradation borders terrorforming nuked yoyo dieted combinatorial explosions
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Thou shalt not bear false witness against politicians bloviating metaprobabilities electrocuring corporate gene-edited shootings
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Thou shalt not covet moral licensing of mutation detection climate-controlling browser beaten microbiome flybys.
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Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
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Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2016   (Twelve Days of Christmas)
  1. Ice capped sponsortunities
  2. Fetal borders
  3. 3.Vettables
  4. Facepalms
  5. ****Racial buybacks
  6. Flyby Yuccies
  7. Inversions
  8. Carried interests
  9. Corkscrew planets
  10. Homo naledis
  11. Sex reversions
  12. Decision trees
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