Martucket Eyele

THEME PARK RESORT PROPOSED FOR NANTUCKET SOUND WIND ENERGY PARK, APPLICATION SUBMITTED TO THE U.S. ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS;

MARTUCKET EYELAND RESORT & THEME PARK WILL FEATURE ENCLOSED YE OLDE CAPE COD MALL & GAMBLING CASINO, AND AN ENERGY PARK FEATURING WIND, NUCLEAR AND OIL DRILLING;

You’ll swear you are really there!

This Las Vegas-style, family-orientated vacationland emerges at a time of unrestrained development on Cape Cod and the Islands, with unmitigated traffic congestion, water degradation and air pollution. This “floating jewel” will re-create an authentic version of Ye Olde Cape Cod Whaling Port and historic maritime and cultural attractions from Provincetown’s Pilgrim Monument to the Cape Cod Canal Railroad Bridge. All visitors will be screened at the Visitor Processing Center.

This new experimental “third eyeland” vacationland - together with the islands of Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard - will create a healing, pyramidal energetic field, a third “eye” in Nantucket Sound, highlighted by the spectacular Marconi Sonic Chowder. This state-of-the-art, visitor-friendly, intergalactic portal will communicate with the energy, sounds and intelligences of the universe with breathtaking interactive platforms. Fish ‘n’ Chip-type tourists will appreciate the Tower of Terror and Jaws, Jaws, Jaws before a relaxing rendezvous at the Climate Change Casino & Sweat Lodge or the Captain Ahab Fitness Center.

Partnering with Cape Wind Associates, this unparallel destination resort will be situated on the northwest corner (quadrant D-1, Figure 4-8, Cape Wind Project) of the 24 square mile ocean “forest” development, near to the electrical transmission cable and prominently visible from the Cape Cod shoreline. It’s approximate 3,000,000 square feet will be anchored by three wind turbines 2,500 feet apart, with a reinforced support structure. Visitors may depart by helicopter from the Sagamore Rotary’s traffic mitigation makeover project, with “Flyover Specials” offered to Park & Ride visitors, while others may ferry to Horseshoe Shoals Harbor from Hyannis, Woods Hole or New Bedford. A tourist information kiosk will inform mainlanders of the wonders of this Resort Eyeland living and its unique energetic experience.

The highlight of this car-free paradise is the Too Cheap to Meter Energy Park, which features: wind and solar energy technology; the new, advanced nuclear power plant with its cooling tower’s Meltdown Mall; an oil drilling installation; and the Bellagio-style DOE Retro-Petro Fountain, all in sync with the government’s energy policies. After a stop at the exclusive Traffic Jam Carbon Club or the Chapel of Our Lady of Nuclear Options, the SFV Trolley (sports futility vehicle) could whisk you to the Faith-Based Biosphere or the Climate Change Casino. If one is tired of shopping 24/7, an evening out could include dining at the Vanishing Oyster Bar & Grill before a romantic date on the world’s first Turbine Wheel Ride and the spectacular nightly fireworks and laser light show exploding over this wonderland.

Luckily the Office of Homo-land Security will offer anti-terrorist protection to this vulnerable, strategic region, which also includes nearby Otis Air Force Base, Pave Paws radar facility and the Pilgrim Nuclear Power Plant. Trust the Magic!