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Greenlandia

The cold warmth game plan, Flag & Piece Prize

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The Cold Warmth public art installation, US/Greenland & US/Canada Flags, Provincetown Harbor, August 28th, 2025


Greenlandia: The Cold Warmth Game Plan and flag

The US President to receive the Nobel Piece Prize

The Arctic’s famous resident, Santa Clause, to be protected under house arrest

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With Greenland on the cusp of becoming part of the US global realignment strategy, The Cold Warmth, The Whiteness House’s game plan has emerged for its Arctic neighbor, Greenlandia, assuring American present and future carbon energy and technology needs.


A new flag design has been created by Homeland Security that combines the two countries' flags in a true marriage.

The Whiteness House document, obtained by Democracy of the Land, with its late night renaming of the Arctic country Greenland to Greenlandia, lays out a strategy to expand its footprint on the contested island while ensuring the land’s most famous person, Santa Claus, will be protected under house arrest to prevent his kidnapping and deportation by the Chinese or Russians. 

The president wrote in an early morning post on Truth Social: 

It’s a win-win for all. I'm very fond of the people of Greenland, Greenlandia, we’ll treat them well, give them a good price, and I’ll finally be rewarded for my peacemaking with the Nobel Piece Prize. I thank Maria for her noble gesture,  but I now got what I want. Long overdue! 

Make Greenlandia Great Again.

In a later post he wrote:
There is also great potential for opening up the icecap for development, The Gateway to the Glaciers!