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JAY CRITCHLEY

35th Annual Re-Rooters Day Ceremony, January 7, 2018

1/8/2018

 
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Thirty hearty folks joined me on a very cold and breezy winter day to purge 2017 in grand style...Gracias. Photo by Adam Berry.
Sponsored by the International Re-Rooters Society, Jay Critchley, CEO.               

 35th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2018 – Provincetown Harbor
                                                  Preemptive Cheats
                                                  evitpmeerP staehC
 
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Loopholed Bullies
 
1. Complicit corporate creep is the Lord Thy God and Thou shalt not eclipse
       unsheltered growth-stocked storm surges before me     
                              CHANT AFTER EACH:  evitpmeerP staehC
2. Thou shalt not robocall border wall-mart-inis whoring as profiled pass through
        weaponized broflakes
3. Thou shalt not fat check countryless donor maintenance bullying race-blind
        retroambulative franchised hair extensions
4. Thou shalt keep holy post-combustion gender fluid kleptocrats jomo-ing
        deregulated preemptive creation stories
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Duck + Cover
6. Thou shalt not kill paper-toweled smallism predation clawbacking off-shoring
        fact indifferent spirit guides
7. Thou shalt not commit indigenous ecocidal copays migrating as supply
        chained whitewashing face palm earnings calls
8. Thou shalt not commit unclapped lecturous savage gorpcore auto-polluting
        prosthetic drugged troll armies
9. Thou shalt not gut flora provenance assaulting fake pews loopholing arsenal
        kneeing nativists
10. Thou shalt not covet white herbicidal shootings diddling petty Amazonian
       sea level silence of the lands.

 
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
 *******
A song selection:
​Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2018
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
 
And the Left Behind trolling armies
2. Kleptocrats             
3. Fake pews
4. Fat checks
5.**Blessing scams
6. Paper towels
7. Pass through bullies
8. Double eyelids
9. Belief echoes
10.Growth stockings
11. Data breaches
12. Folding kayaks
 
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