Transactional Storm Surges
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The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Natural Security
1. Brain-pruned prerolled brinkmanship is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not militarize queer coal-dusted terrestrial protein CHANT after each: lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
2. Thou shalt not monetize conspiratorial hardcoded intimacy flooding near-Arctic merchantiled microbial heat islands
3. Thou shalt not unbank throttling multi-planetary flocking behavior interoperably lame-streaming self-salted, two-legged nuclear optioned threequals
4. Thou shalt keep holy virgin thought-leadered chocolate conscious abusers vaping supply chained filterbubbled self-driving strongmen
5. Honor the father and the mother: Fire + Fury
6. Thou shalt not kill hush-moneyed Club Medicared idolaters bombing energy dominant fear-gassed Marshmallow Tester dwebs
7. Thou shalt not commit hungry Deep State immigrant swine waste pestilence shooting dismembered tipping point monopolies
8. Thou shalt not commit nuclear-optioned racially illiterate cakeism genderizing friction-free climate refugee mergers
9 Thou shalt not border cross tear-gassing market driven extinctions Mobil Warming
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10. Thou shalt not covet fake-pewed taking a knee cold warring ice sheet endowment effects white listing tax uncut value-added native land baby fixers
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2019
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. Cyber-siloed rented families
2. Printed guns
3. Space debris
4. Diverted food
5. +++Mood disorders
6. Suppressed voters
7. Gastric balloons
8. Bleached corals
9. Lab organs
10. Passé vacations
11. Bye partisans
12. Mutton chops
QUESTIONS FOR THE FEEBLE-MINDED….
- ARE YOU HAVING DIGITALLY-EMBELLISHED FRICTION-FREE SEX?
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- HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED YOUR 3-D PRINTED GUN YET?
- ARE YOU EXPERIENCING SUPPLY-CHAINED TECHLASH?
- ARE YOU CYBER-SILOED?
- ARE YOU OVER VAPING IN THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE?
- ARE YOU EXPERIENCING GIGANTISM?
- ARE YOU FEELING DRIVERLESS ON THE LAME-STREAM?
- ARE YOU VALUE-ADDED FUNEMPLOYED?
- ARE YOUR RENTED RELATIVES FEELING OVERPRIVILEGED?
- ARE YOU BI-PARTISAN? LET’S SAY BYE, BYE PARTISAN…