40th re-rooters day ceremony - january 7, 2023 - Provincetown harbor
Photo by Mike Sullivan @mike3sullivan on Instagram
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Grass-fed Capitalism
Our Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave them…
The Ten Commandments of Free-Range Insurrectionists
1. Punctuated entropy is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not value chain enslavable monetized Ubered climate refugees REPEAT AFTER EACH: def-ssarG msilatipaC
2. Thou shalt not trigger nostalgic misogynoir revenue police wormholing waterless post-human queer parasitic gamified Theodicy
3. Thou shalt not pre-love nationalist supremacist crypto mining unwelting happiness hacked hormonal triggered extinctions
4. Thou shalt keep holy off-gassing Coloniality shooting influencees price indexing galaxy-brained menopausal wood-wide web nutritional insecurity
5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Micro + Celebrities
6. Thou shalt not market colonize twunk memory hole circularity taxonomizing menflation flooded unbanked democracy-free beaver drones
7. Thou shall not commit optimized unboxed impoverished expectations electronic whipping hungry RickRolled force multiplied indigenous erasure.
8. Thou shalt not commit type-two-fun cojerking shrinkflation bud tending girlboss comfort moderated hangry extreme weather grooming next-man-up
9. Thou shalt not degrowth derisk demine antecedent technology aborting suicidal deforested poleword data dumped qubit exoplanets
10. Thou shalt not covet psychedelic capitalism success coordinators shamifying forever Imbeciles pandemiced machine-biased free-range tactical nukes
Let it be known that the devils and sinners that deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. A(wo)men.
The Ten Commandments of Free-Range Insurrectionists
1. Punctuated entropy is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not value chain enslavable monetized Ubered climate refugees REPEAT AFTER EACH: def-ssarG msilatipaC
2. Thou shalt not trigger nostalgic misogynoir revenue police wormholing waterless post-human queer parasitic gamified Theodicy
3. Thou shalt not pre-love nationalist supremacist crypto mining unwelting happiness hacked hormonal triggered extinctions
4. Thou shalt keep holy off-gassing Coloniality shooting influencees price indexing galaxy-brained menopausal wood-wide web nutritional insecurity
5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Micro + Celebrities
6. Thou shalt not market colonize twunk memory hole circularity taxonomizing menflation flooded unbanked democracy-free beaver drones
7. Thou shall not commit optimized unboxed impoverished expectations electronic whipping hungry RickRolled force multiplied indigenous erasure.
8. Thou shalt not commit type-two-fun cojerking shrinkflation bud tending girlboss comfort moderated hangry extreme weather grooming next-man-up
9. Thou shalt not degrowth derisk demine antecedent technology aborting suicidal deforested poleword data dumped qubit exoplanets
10. Thou shalt not covet psychedelic capitalism success coordinators shamifying forever Imbeciles pandemiced machine-biased free-range tactical nukes
Let it be known that the devils and sinners that deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. A(wo)men.
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Twelve Days of Stockpiling
(Twelve Days of Christmas) 1. And conspirituality 2. Gigayachts 3. Heat islands 4. Return times 5. ****Feedback poops 6. Happy hens 7. Insect protein 8. Coral bleaching 9. Ginflation 10. Killer robots 11. Nerf pro guns 12. Billionaires |
QUESTIONS:
- Happy New Year, how are your Impoverished expectations? - What did you get yourself for Christmas, self care sex toys? - Are you happy with our free-range Politicians? - Are you practicing the new philosophy, Whataboutism? - Have you had your daily grass-fed Data Dump? - Are you stuck in the Underwear Class? - How are your tech-adjacent relationships? - Are you resigned to being an influencEE? - Are you a hangry beardo? |
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This year there were four discarded trees on the tree/boat:
FOUR TREES - FOUR DECADES OF RE-ROOTERS THE FOUR PILLARS OF A LIVEABLE WORLD: Chant after each: def-ssarG msilatipaC - Peace, Security, Human Rights, Rule of Law FOUR PILLARS OF PROVINCETOWN: - Triggered sex, Micro-celebrities, Electronic whipping, Menflation |
Media Previews:
Arts of Renewal for Troubled Times, Provincetown Independent, January 4, 2023 Casting Out the Worst of the Old Year, Cape Cod Times, January 7, 2023 
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