Mobil Warming USA, go with the flow uncovers a secret, WikiLeaks hacked ExxonMobil project: Don’t Be Crude H2O-I-L; Synthetic Water Made from Petroleum Presentation in water-starved California
LOS ANGELES. Mobil Warming USA
“go with the flow”, has uncovered a secret, WikiLeaks hacked ExxonMobil plan, Don’t Be Crude: H2O-I-L, to create synthetic water from petroleum, announced CEO Jay Critchley, who will deliver a report in Los Angeles on November 11. The innovative technology is expected to increase the corporation’s profits. Reeling from an expose that it hid the link between carbon emissions and global warming for decades, ExxonMobil recently assuredits stockholders that the global flow of fossil fuels would continue unabated. Climate change denialists are also very pleased with the news. “This is a radical technological breakthrough,” states an anonymous ExxonMobil executive, “Synthetic water will keep us profitable for generations to come. We’re no longer the problem, we’ve got the solution a new liquid gold!”
Mobil Warming recently issued a visionary proposal, Miami Beige, island of abandoned luxury, which envisions the waterfront Ocean Drive strip of Miami Beach, Florida as an exclusive island after expected sea level rise. Mr. Critchley will outline Mobil Warming USA’s dramatic findings, Don’t Be Crude: H2O-I-L and their broad political and environmental implications for water-starved California on Friday, November11 at 8:00pm at The Smell, 247 S. Main St, Los Angeles. His talk is part of the Institute of SociometryFair, which runs from November 11-13, 2016.
Jay Critchley, artist, activist and entrepreneur, has founded numerous projects and corporations, including: NRC, Nuclear Recycling Consultants; IRS, International Re-Rooters Society; Old GloryCondom Corporation
“worn with pride country-wide”; and, TACKI, Tampon Applicators Creative Klubs In’l. Based in Provincetown, Massachusetts, this multi-media artist’s work and activism have traversed the globe, showing in Argentina, Japan, England, Holland, Germany, Columbia, France and Spain.
His 2011 exhibition in Chelsea, NYC received key reviews in the New York Times, The NewYorker and the Village Voice. His movie, Toilet Treatments, won an HBO Award at ProvincetownFilm Festival. He has taught at the Museum School at MFA Boston, and has had residencies at Harvard University; AS220, RI; Williams College, MA; Real Art Ways, Hartford; Milepost 5, Portland, OR; Fundacion Valparaiso, Majocar, Spain; and CAMAC, Marnay-sur-Seine, France.www.jaycritchley.com Critchley is founder and director of the Provincetown Community Compact, which integrates the environment, economy and culture, and sponsors the annual Swim for Life community building andbenefit. The first museum survey of his work was held at the Provincetown Art Association &Museum, and at Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton, FL in 2015/16.
LOS ANGELES. Mobil Warming USA
“go with the flow”, has uncovered a secret, WikiLeaks hacked ExxonMobil plan, Don’t Be Crude: H2O-I-L, to create synthetic water from petroleum, announced CEO Jay Critchley, who will deliver a report in Los Angeles on November 11. The innovative technology is expected to increase the corporation’s profits. Reeling from an expose that it hid the link between carbon emissions and global warming for decades, ExxonMobil recently assuredits stockholders that the global flow of fossil fuels would continue unabated. Climate change denialists are also very pleased with the news. “This is a radical technological breakthrough,” states an anonymous ExxonMobil executive, “Synthetic water will keep us profitable for generations to come. We’re no longer the problem, we’ve got the solution a new liquid gold!”
Mobil Warming recently issued a visionary proposal, Miami Beige, island of abandoned luxury, which envisions the waterfront Ocean Drive strip of Miami Beach, Florida as an exclusive island after expected sea level rise. Mr. Critchley will outline Mobil Warming USA’s dramatic findings, Don’t Be Crude: H2O-I-L and their broad political and environmental implications for water-starved California on Friday, November11 at 8:00pm at The Smell, 247 S. Main St, Los Angeles. His talk is part of the Institute of SociometryFair, which runs from November 11-13, 2016.
Jay Critchley, artist, activist and entrepreneur, has founded numerous projects and corporations, including: NRC, Nuclear Recycling Consultants; IRS, International Re-Rooters Society; Old GloryCondom Corporation
“worn with pride country-wide”; and, TACKI, Tampon Applicators Creative Klubs In’l. Based in Provincetown, Massachusetts, this multi-media artist’s work and activism have traversed the globe, showing in Argentina, Japan, England, Holland, Germany, Columbia, France and Spain.
His 2011 exhibition in Chelsea, NYC received key reviews in the New York Times, The NewYorker and the Village Voice. His movie, Toilet Treatments, won an HBO Award at ProvincetownFilm Festival. He has taught at the Museum School at MFA Boston, and has had residencies at Harvard University; AS220, RI; Williams College, MA; Real Art Ways, Hartford; Milepost 5, Portland, OR; Fundacion Valparaiso, Majocar, Spain; and CAMAC, Marnay-sur-Seine, France.www.jaycritchley.com Critchley is founder and director of the Provincetown Community Compact, which integrates the environment, economy and culture, and sponsors the annual Swim for Life community building andbenefit. The first museum survey of his work was held at the Provincetown Art Association &Museum, and at Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton, FL in 2015/16.