RE-ROOTERS DAY CEREMONY - ANNUAL PROGRAMS
36th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-19 – Provincetown Harbor
Transactional Storm Surges
lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Natural Security
1. Brain-pruned prerolled brinkmanship is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not militarize queer coal-dusted terrestrial protein CHANT after each: lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
2. Thou shalt not monetize conspiratorial hardcoded intimacy flooding near-Arctic merchantiled microbial heat islands
3. Thou shalt not unbank throttling multi-planetary flocking behavior interoperably lame-streaming self-salted, two-legged nuclear optioned threequals
4. Thou shalt keep holy virgin thought-leadered chocolate conscious abusers vaping supply chained filterbubbled self-driving strongmen
5. Honor the father and the mother: Fire + Fury
6. Thou shalt not kill hush-moneyed Club Medicared idolaters bombing energy dominant fear-gassed Marshmallow Tester dwebs
7. Thou shalt not commit hungry Deep State immigrant swine waste pestilence shooting dismembered tipping point monopolies
8. Thou shalt not commit nuclear-optioned racially illiterate cakeism genderizing friction-free climate refugee mergers
9 Thou shalt not border cross tear-gassing market driven extinctions Mobil Warming
minimum raged free-range parents
10. Thou shalt not covet fake-pewed taking a knee cold warring ice sheet endowment effects white listing tax uncut value-added native land baby fixers
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2019
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. Cyber-siloed rented families
2. Printed guns
3. Space debris
4. Diverted food
5. +++Mood disorders
6. Suppressed voters
7. Gastric balloons
8. Bleached corals
9. Lab organs
10. Passé vacations
11. Bye partisans
12. Mutton chops
Questions for the feeble-minded….
- Are you having digitally-embellished friction-free sex?
CHANT after each: lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
- Have you downloaded your 3-D printed gun yet?
- Are you experiencing supply-chained techlash?
- Are you cyber-siloed?
- Are you over vaping in the everything bubble?
- Are you experiencing Gigantism?
- Are you feeling driverless on the Lame-stream?
- Are you value-added funemployed?
- Are your rented relatives feeling overprivileged?
- Are you bi-partisan? Let’s say Bye, Bye partisan…
Transactional Storm Surges
lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Natural Security
1. Brain-pruned prerolled brinkmanship is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not militarize queer coal-dusted terrestrial protein CHANT after each: lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
2. Thou shalt not monetize conspiratorial hardcoded intimacy flooding near-Arctic merchantiled microbial heat islands
3. Thou shalt not unbank throttling multi-planetary flocking behavior interoperably lame-streaming self-salted, two-legged nuclear optioned threequals
4. Thou shalt keep holy virgin thought-leadered chocolate conscious abusers vaping supply chained filterbubbled self-driving strongmen
5. Honor the father and the mother: Fire + Fury
6. Thou shalt not kill hush-moneyed Club Medicared idolaters bombing energy dominant fear-gassed Marshmallow Tester dwebs
7. Thou shalt not commit hungry Deep State immigrant swine waste pestilence shooting dismembered tipping point monopolies
8. Thou shalt not commit nuclear-optioned racially illiterate cakeism genderizing friction-free climate refugee mergers
9 Thou shalt not border cross tear-gassing market driven extinctions Mobil Warming
minimum raged free-range parents
10. Thou shalt not covet fake-pewed taking a knee cold warring ice sheet endowment effects white listing tax uncut value-added native land baby fixers
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2019
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. Cyber-siloed rented families
2. Printed guns
3. Space debris
4. Diverted food
5. +++Mood disorders
6. Suppressed voters
7. Gastric balloons
8. Bleached corals
9. Lab organs
10. Passé vacations
11. Bye partisans
12. Mutton chops
Questions for the feeble-minded….
- Are you having digitally-embellished friction-free sex?
CHANT after each: lanoitcasnarT mrotS segruS
- Have you downloaded your 3-D printed gun yet?
- Are you experiencing supply-chained techlash?
- Are you cyber-siloed?
- Are you over vaping in the everything bubble?
- Are you experiencing Gigantism?
- Are you feeling driverless on the Lame-stream?
- Are you value-added funemployed?
- Are your rented relatives feeling overprivileged?
- Are you bi-partisan? Let’s say Bye, Bye partisan…
35th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2018 – Provincetown Harbor
Preemptive Cheats
evitpmeerP staehC
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Loopholed Bullies
1. Complicit corporate creep is the Lord Thy God and Thou shalt not eclipse
unsheltered growth-stocked storm surges before me
CHANT AFTER EACH: evitpmeerP staehC
2. Thou shalt not robocall border wall-mart-inis whoring as profiled pass through
weaponized broflakes
3. Thou shalt not fat check countryless donor maintenance bullying race-blind
retroambulative franchised hair extensions
4. Thou shalt keep holy post-combustion gender fluid kleptocrats jomo-ing
deregulated preemptive creation stories
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Duck + Cover
6. Thou shalt not kill paper-toweled smallism predation clawbacking off-shoring
fact indifferent spirit guides
7. Thou shalt not commit indigenous ecocidal copays migrating as supply
chained whitewashing face palm earnings calls
8. Thou shalt not commit unclapped lecturous savage gorpcore auto-polluting
prosthetic drugged troll armies
9. Thou shalt not gut flora provenance assaulting fake pews loopholing arsenal
kneeing nativists
10. Thou shalt not covet white herbicidal shootings diddling petty Amazonian
sea level silence of the lands.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
*******
A song selection:
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2018
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
And the Left Behind trolling armies
2. Kleptocrats
3. Fake pews
4. Fat checks
5.**Blessing scams
6. Paper towels
7. Pass through bullies
8. Double eyelids
9. Belief echoes
10.Growth stockings
11. Data breaches
12. Folding kayaks
Preemptive Cheats
evitpmeerP staehC
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Loopholed Bullies
1. Complicit corporate creep is the Lord Thy God and Thou shalt not eclipse
unsheltered growth-stocked storm surges before me
CHANT AFTER EACH: evitpmeerP staehC
2. Thou shalt not robocall border wall-mart-inis whoring as profiled pass through
weaponized broflakes
3. Thou shalt not fat check countryless donor maintenance bullying race-blind
retroambulative franchised hair extensions
4. Thou shalt keep holy post-combustion gender fluid kleptocrats jomo-ing
deregulated preemptive creation stories
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Duck + Cover
6. Thou shalt not kill paper-toweled smallism predation clawbacking off-shoring
fact indifferent spirit guides
7. Thou shalt not commit indigenous ecocidal copays migrating as supply
chained whitewashing face palm earnings calls
8. Thou shalt not commit unclapped lecturous savage gorpcore auto-polluting
prosthetic drugged troll armies
9. Thou shalt not gut flora provenance assaulting fake pews loopholing arsenal
kneeing nativists
10. Thou shalt not covet white herbicidal shootings diddling petty Amazonian
sea level silence of the lands.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
*******
A song selection:
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2018
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
And the Left Behind trolling armies
2. Kleptocrats
3. Fake pews
4. Fat checks
5.**Blessing scams
6. Paper towels
7. Pass through bullies
8. Double eyelids
9. Belief echoes
10.Growth stockings
11. Data breaches
12. Folding kayaks
34th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2017 – Provincetown Harbor
Trolling Corptocracy
gnillorT ycarcotproC
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of genetically disabled sea ice
1. Hormone-disrupted dark matter is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have gluten-free missile carrying climate refugees shadow banking before me:
CHANT AFTER EACH – gnillorT ycarcotproC
2. Thou shalt not cyber attack tipped wages branded as weaponized fossil fuel derivative drought
3. Thou shalt not ride-hail free floating hostility emissions air striking mature deficit disordered compound growth
4. Thou shalt keep holy trolling affirmative re-action Chillaxin lurking haptic gravitational waves
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Click + Bait
6. Thou shalt not kill debt resistant mindfulness ambushing bigly immigrant hormone debt-based grenade launchers
7. Thou shalt not commit cyborhooligan gels and ooze wealth gravity assisting portfolios of artisanal tweep saviorisms
8. Thou shalt not steal supremist hacked pacemakers coral bleaching displaced data bumped cancellation of debt income
9. Thou shalt not bare false witness against migrating genetically disabled sea ice fraudstering rectal hydration of tech neck turpitude
10. Thou shalt not covet an embarrassed sky toilet trained by a Fashy loss averse self-salvation money class.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2017
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
and branded connectivity
2. Elephants
3. Fat checkers
4. Super storms
5. ***Amazeballs
6. Shadow bankers
7. Microplastics
8. Standing Rocks
9. Trigger warnings
10. Grenade launchers
11. Red-pilled Migrants
12. Fashy mall brawls
Trolling Corptocracy
gnillorT ycarcotproC
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of genetically disabled sea ice
1. Hormone-disrupted dark matter is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have gluten-free missile carrying climate refugees shadow banking before me:
CHANT AFTER EACH – gnillorT ycarcotproC
2. Thou shalt not cyber attack tipped wages branded as weaponized fossil fuel derivative drought
3. Thou shalt not ride-hail free floating hostility emissions air striking mature deficit disordered compound growth
4. Thou shalt keep holy trolling affirmative re-action Chillaxin lurking haptic gravitational waves
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Click + Bait
6. Thou shalt not kill debt resistant mindfulness ambushing bigly immigrant hormone debt-based grenade launchers
7. Thou shalt not commit cyborhooligan gels and ooze wealth gravity assisting portfolios of artisanal tweep saviorisms
8. Thou shalt not steal supremist hacked pacemakers coral bleaching displaced data bumped cancellation of debt income
9. Thou shalt not bare false witness against migrating genetically disabled sea ice fraudstering rectal hydration of tech neck turpitude
10. Thou shalt not covet an embarrassed sky toilet trained by a Fashy loss averse self-salvation money class.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2017
(Twelve Days of Christmas)
and branded connectivity
2. Elephants
3. Fat checkers
4. Super storms
5. ***Amazeballs
6. Shadow bankers
7. Microplastics
8. Standing Rocks
9. Trigger warnings
10. Grenade launchers
11. Red-pilled Migrants
12. Fashy mall brawls
33rd Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2016 – Provincetown Harbor Mobil Warming – liboM gnimraW
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Corporate Gene-edited Shootings
1. Marketing of maladies is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have on fleek robotic heat seeking sensors fuel loading pre-human inversions;
CHANT AFTER EACH: liboM gnimraW
2. Thou shalt not mastermind revenge porn virality fast-tracked as assisted giving buybacked water
3. Thou shalt not unravel intermittent stressors micro-pandering algorithms chemtailing de-carbonized short-termism
4. Thou shalt keep holy capsized digital natives bombed out from branding assaulted pet-centric low earth orbits
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Train & Wreck
6. Thou shalt not kill mood hungry electrocueticals retweeting pain capable e-commerce walls
7. Thou shalt not commit ice-capped infectivity trigger warning bingeing hackers’ redacting carried interest revenge porn
8. Thou shalt not steal graceful degradation borders terrorforming nuked yoyo dieted combinatorial explosions
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against politicians bloviating metaprobabilities electrocuring corporate gene-edited shootings
10.Thou shalt not covet moral licensing of mutation detection climate-controlling browser beaten microbiome flybys.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2016 (Twelve Days of Christmas)
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Corporate Gene-edited Shootings
1. Marketing of maladies is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have on fleek robotic heat seeking sensors fuel loading pre-human inversions;
CHANT AFTER EACH: liboM gnimraW
2. Thou shalt not mastermind revenge porn virality fast-tracked as assisted giving buybacked water
3. Thou shalt not unravel intermittent stressors micro-pandering algorithms chemtailing de-carbonized short-termism
4. Thou shalt keep holy capsized digital natives bombed out from branding assaulted pet-centric low earth orbits
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Train & Wreck
6. Thou shalt not kill mood hungry electrocueticals retweeting pain capable e-commerce walls
7. Thou shalt not commit ice-capped infectivity trigger warning bingeing hackers’ redacting carried interest revenge porn
8. Thou shalt not steal graceful degradation borders terrorforming nuked yoyo dieted combinatorial explosions
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against politicians bloviating metaprobabilities electrocuring corporate gene-edited shootings
10.Thou shalt not covet moral licensing of mutation detection climate-controlling browser beaten microbiome flybys.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2016 (Twelve Days of Christmas)
- Ice capped sponsortunities
- Fetal borders
- 3.Vettables
- Facepalms
- ****Racial buybacks
- Flyby Yuccies
- Inversions
- Carried interests
- Corkscrew planets
- Homo naledis
- Sex reversions
- Decision trees
32nd Annual Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2015 – Provincetown Harbor
Hands Up! We Can’t Breathe!
!ehtaerB t’naC eW !pU sdnaH
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Fish-less Thought Leaders
1.Asymmetric warfare is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have carbon-dense prayer farming apparently manspreading snarky textpectations; CHANT AFTER EACH: !ehtaerB t’naC eW !pU sdnaH
2.Thou shalt not bashtag polar-vortexed homeless leveraging hackeried face-time inversions with rectal feeding;
3.Thou shalt not bestie anti-vaxxers branding delethalization of food sovereignty cray-craying as the charmed New Abnormals;
4.Thou shalt not keep holy the talking dead eavesdropping on the untraceable deported analytics lockdowned by neck-bearded denialists;
5.Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Tar + Sands;
6.Thou shalt not kill wearable ephemeral content fraudstering pre-conflict separatists’global reputation economy;
7.Thou shalt not commit throwback extinctions quarantined by misery-indexed trigger warning insolvent mergers fracking down on 8.undergarmented broken windows;
9.Thou shalt not steal petro-states scientifically trafficking uber elephants consciously uncoupling trusticle draughts;
10.Thou shalt not bear false witness against disinterestednessed pathogens ecosiding uber-heroes’ dark moneyed enhanced interrogations;
11.Thou shalt not covet webward drone strikes life hacking the right-to-be-forgotten hoaxers bioengineering fish-less thought leaders;
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2015
(music Twelve Days of Christmas)
Hands Up! We Can’t Breathe!
!ehtaerB t’naC eW !pU sdnaH
The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Fish-less Thought Leaders
1.Asymmetric warfare is the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have carbon-dense prayer farming apparently manspreading snarky textpectations; CHANT AFTER EACH: !ehtaerB t’naC eW !pU sdnaH
2.Thou shalt not bashtag polar-vortexed homeless leveraging hackeried face-time inversions with rectal feeding;
3.Thou shalt not bestie anti-vaxxers branding delethalization of food sovereignty cray-craying as the charmed New Abnormals;
4.Thou shalt not keep holy the talking dead eavesdropping on the untraceable deported analytics lockdowned by neck-bearded denialists;
5.Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Tar + Sands;
6.Thou shalt not kill wearable ephemeral content fraudstering pre-conflict separatists’global reputation economy;
7.Thou shalt not commit throwback extinctions quarantined by misery-indexed trigger warning insolvent mergers fracking down on 8.undergarmented broken windows;
9.Thou shalt not steal petro-states scientifically trafficking uber elephants consciously uncoupling trusticle draughts;
10.Thou shalt not bear false witness against disinterestednessed pathogens ecosiding uber-heroes’ dark moneyed enhanced interrogations;
11.Thou shalt not covet webward drone strikes life hacking the right-to-be-forgotten hoaxers bioengineering fish-less thought leaders;
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2015
(music Twelve Days of Christmas)
- And scientificality
- GamerGates
- Petro-states
- Motion seats
- * * Misery indexes
- Anti-vaxxers
- Textpectations
- Trusticles
- Climate hoaxers
- New Abnormals
- Climate denialers
- Uber-heroes
31st Annual Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – Jan 7, 2014 – Provincetown Harbor
Minimum Rage
muminiM egaR muminiM egaR
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Aspirational Extinction
1. Tower Dumps are the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have high-frequency pop-up food-born illnesses nuked by naturally-gassed tax breaks;
CHANT after each: muminiM egaR muminiM egaR
2. Thou shalt not profile the worried well’s sinkholed browser bundles satisficing easypass-word pills’ aspirational exoplanets;
3. Thou shalt not harvest regret minimizations twerking as pre-existing renditions;
4. Thou shalt not keep holy Dark-Webbed low-wage naked Fatbergs subsidizing stand-your-ground toxic cocktails;
5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Metta + Daddy
6. Thou shalt not kill emotocomed subjective cognitive decline gaze vectoring wearable tech atrocities;
7. Thou shalt not commit topsecret Affordable Hair Actions exfiltrating neural-dusted plausible deniability;
8. Thou shalt not steal code-breaking Global South admitting privileges vacuuming up bump-sexed kill buyers;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against price bubbly pay-per-gaze trans-species co-traveling with refugees into salt caverns;
10. Thou shalt not covet carbon-constrained Googleburgers decrypting worst-case counter-top insurgencies cissing fracked blowback selfies.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beats and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2014 (from the Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. And Stand-your-ground MetaDaddies
2. Reaction gifts
3. Sinkholes
4. Stranded cruise ships
5. High-stakes Fatbergs
6. Tower dumps
7. Frack yous
8. Trans-species
9. Superstorms
10. Googleburgers
11. Vacuumed data
12. Low-wage warrants
Minimum Rage
muminiM egaR muminiM egaR
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Aspirational Extinction
1. Tower Dumps are the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have high-frequency pop-up food-born illnesses nuked by naturally-gassed tax breaks;
CHANT after each: muminiM egaR muminiM egaR
2. Thou shalt not profile the worried well’s sinkholed browser bundles satisficing easypass-word pills’ aspirational exoplanets;
3. Thou shalt not harvest regret minimizations twerking as pre-existing renditions;
4. Thou shalt not keep holy Dark-Webbed low-wage naked Fatbergs subsidizing stand-your-ground toxic cocktails;
5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Metta + Daddy
6. Thou shalt not kill emotocomed subjective cognitive decline gaze vectoring wearable tech atrocities;
7. Thou shalt not commit topsecret Affordable Hair Actions exfiltrating neural-dusted plausible deniability;
8. Thou shalt not steal code-breaking Global South admitting privileges vacuuming up bump-sexed kill buyers;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against price bubbly pay-per-gaze trans-species co-traveling with refugees into salt caverns;
10. Thou shalt not covet carbon-constrained Googleburgers decrypting worst-case counter-top insurgencies cissing fracked blowback selfies.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beats and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2014 (from the Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. And Stand-your-ground MetaDaddies
2. Reaction gifts
3. Sinkholes
4. Stranded cruise ships
5. High-stakes Fatbergs
6. Tower dumps
7. Frack yous
8. Trans-species
9. Superstorms
10. Googleburgers
11. Vacuumed data
12. Low-wage warrants
30th Annual Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – Jan 7, 2013 – Provincetown Harbor
Pistol Cliff
lotsiP ffilC lotsiP ffilC
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Pistol Cliff – lotsiP ffilC
1. The yield-starved drones are the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have neural hair nets YOLOed by sequestered pain points;
CHANT AFTER EACH: lotsiP ffilC lotsiP ffilC
2. Thou shalt not Bi-Fi driverless cars beta-testing bucket shop digital wallets fraudstering as binge viewing;
3. Thou shalt not eyetrack click stream financialization rates assaulting cosmic dawn;
4. Thou shalt keep holy binders full of behinders channeling your inner porn dowsing deep-chilled animatronic robots;
5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Pussy + Riot;
6. Thou shalt not kill magazine dreams geoengineered by mummy porn and lactic acid levels of the 1% Fat Free;
7. Thou shalt not commit filter bubbles doubledowning as Hoggs bosom cyber-predating Medusoid die-offs;
8. Thou shalt not steal self-deported Pupfish deep-chilled boxsets infloing hoarding disordered dead zone hens;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against climate mange hackathons statistically modeling branded dysregulation disorders;
10. Thou shalt not covet protein-folded post-truth detainees deploying deceit perfume Facekinis classified as non-competes.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2013
(MUSIC: Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. And an ice-class LNG
2. Deceit perfumes
3. Pupfish
4. Facekinis
5. Empty chairs
6. Toning shoes
7. Yeild-starved drones
8. Neural hair nets
9. Bully pulpits
10. Pricing bots
11. Mummy porn
12. God particles
Pistol Cliff
lotsiP ffilC lotsiP ffilC
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Pistol Cliff – lotsiP ffilC
1. The yield-starved drones are the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have neural hair nets YOLOed by sequestered pain points;
CHANT AFTER EACH: lotsiP ffilC lotsiP ffilC
2. Thou shalt not Bi-Fi driverless cars beta-testing bucket shop digital wallets fraudstering as binge viewing;
3. Thou shalt not eyetrack click stream financialization rates assaulting cosmic dawn;
4. Thou shalt keep holy binders full of behinders channeling your inner porn dowsing deep-chilled animatronic robots;
5. Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother: Pussy + Riot;
6. Thou shalt not kill magazine dreams geoengineered by mummy porn and lactic acid levels of the 1% Fat Free;
7. Thou shalt not commit filter bubbles doubledowning as Hoggs bosom cyber-predating Medusoid die-offs;
8. Thou shalt not steal self-deported Pupfish deep-chilled boxsets infloing hoarding disordered dead zone hens;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against climate mange hackathons statistically modeling branded dysregulation disorders;
10. Thou shalt not covet protein-folded post-truth detainees deploying deceit perfume Facekinis classified as non-competes.
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.
Twelve Days of Stockpiling 2013
(MUSIC: Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. And an ice-class LNG
2. Deceit perfumes
3. Pupfish
4. Facekinis
5. Empty chairs
6. Toning shoes
7. Yeild-starved drones
8. Neural hair nets
9. Bully pulpits
10. Pricing bots
11. Mummy porn
12. God particles
January 7, 2012, Provincetown Harbor
29th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony
Super PAC Rats (repuS CAP staR)
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush + gave him…
The Ten Commandments of De-Mortaged Free Shipping
1. The Untaxed Overdogs are the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have animal migration engineers propotoled by multi-bang bromosphere’s Sperminators;
CHANT after each: repuS CAP staR
2. Thou shalt not self-track radiated global pulse swolls pepper sprayed by on-demand glitter bombing galactic architects;
3. Thou shalt not bilk extra cellular matrix assertions re-performed by phone-hacking luxury rappers retail campaigning for bath salted otherings;
4. Thou shalt keep holy morally injured stockless organ designers repurposing the fusion centered sequestered home zoo movement;
5. Honor thy father and mother: Pee + Party;
6. Thou shalt not kill right to oblivion Neatnik Bees with eternally inflated brain recording devices dreadlocking sustainable pre-existing draughts;
7. Thou shalt not commit fracking unknown known pizza cartels dancing on free shipped speculative urine energy;
8. Thou shalt not steal actionable pharm-fresh warmists’ sentiment analysis hashtags zoned out by caffeine inhalered declinists;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against surveillanceless offshore balancing inflated by de-mortgaged convenience reading child molesters;
10. Thou shalt not covet hypermiling baby bumped audit trailing clown fish paywalling cuddleless muddle class immolation;
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beats and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen
29th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony
Super PAC Rats (repuS CAP staR)
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush + gave him…
The Ten Commandments of De-Mortaged Free Shipping
1. The Untaxed Overdogs are the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have animal migration engineers propotoled by multi-bang bromosphere’s Sperminators;
CHANT after each: repuS CAP staR
2. Thou shalt not self-track radiated global pulse swolls pepper sprayed by on-demand glitter bombing galactic architects;
3. Thou shalt not bilk extra cellular matrix assertions re-performed by phone-hacking luxury rappers retail campaigning for bath salted otherings;
4. Thou shalt keep holy morally injured stockless organ designers repurposing the fusion centered sequestered home zoo movement;
5. Honor thy father and mother: Pee + Party;
6. Thou shalt not kill right to oblivion Neatnik Bees with eternally inflated brain recording devices dreadlocking sustainable pre-existing draughts;
7. Thou shalt not commit fracking unknown known pizza cartels dancing on free shipped speculative urine energy;
8. Thou shalt not steal actionable pharm-fresh warmists’ sentiment analysis hashtags zoned out by caffeine inhalered declinists;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against surveillanceless offshore balancing inflated by de-mortgaged convenience reading child molesters;
10. Thou shalt not covet hypermiling baby bumped audit trailing clown fish paywalling cuddleless muddle class immolation;
Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beats and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen
28th Annual Re-Rooters Day Ceremony
Jan 7, 2011− Provincetown Harbor
Double-Dip Blowout
piD-elbuoD tuowolB
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush + gave him…
Ten Commandments of Pre-hab Neanderthals with Benefits
1. Textify! Textify! says the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have visibly-oiled power beaming glass frogs demotivating double rainbow sofalizers;
Chant after each: piD-elbuoD tuowolB
2. Thou shalt not teleport nonversational Rare Earth staph infections fakecationing as emotionally spellchecked Gleeks;
3. Thou shalt not patdown deal-prone emergency bras cybercomming digital genetic-sequenced volcanic ash exports;
4. Thou shalt keep holy slow driving carbon penance interbreeding with split-cam recessionista Palin-tologists;
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Price Bubble – Butt;
6. Thou shalt not kill unredacted porno-scanners trending up cyber-psycho New Normals
bullying probiotic celebriholics;
7. Thou shalt not commit Chi-com aftercrimes underemploying bilked Beaked Toads halfaloguing in refudiated Pontiacs;
8. Thou shalt not steal flash crash blowout preventers Facedumping pre-hab cyberchondriac Mama Grizzlies;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against anti-mattered cybergenic pathways sexercising the put-back armor t-shirted wealth divide;
10. Thou shalt not covet unputdownable mutant protein drones double dipping near future volatility pauses on-demand.Let it known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. AMEN.
Jay Critchley, President, International Re-Rooters Society, IRS
In honor of my sister Eileen (1945-2010)
Jan 7, 2011− Provincetown Harbor
Double-Dip Blowout
piD-elbuoD tuowolB
And the Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush + gave him…
Ten Commandments of Pre-hab Neanderthals with Benefits
1. Textify! Textify! says the Lord Thy God and thou shalt not have visibly-oiled power beaming glass frogs demotivating double rainbow sofalizers;
Chant after each: piD-elbuoD tuowolB
2. Thou shalt not teleport nonversational Rare Earth staph infections fakecationing as emotionally spellchecked Gleeks;
3. Thou shalt not patdown deal-prone emergency bras cybercomming digital genetic-sequenced volcanic ash exports;
4. Thou shalt keep holy slow driving carbon penance interbreeding with split-cam recessionista Palin-tologists;
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Price Bubble – Butt;
6. Thou shalt not kill unredacted porno-scanners trending up cyber-psycho New Normals
bullying probiotic celebriholics;
7. Thou shalt not commit Chi-com aftercrimes underemploying bilked Beaked Toads halfaloguing in refudiated Pontiacs;
8. Thou shalt not steal flash crash blowout preventers Facedumping pre-hab cyberchondriac Mama Grizzlies;
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against anti-mattered cybergenic pathways sexercising the put-back armor t-shirted wealth divide;
10. Thou shalt not covet unputdownable mutant protein drones double dipping near future volatility pauses on-demand.Let it known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false prophets are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. AMEN.
Jay Critchley, President, International Re-Rooters Society, IRS
In honor of my sister Eileen (1945-2010)
